May 2013
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everybody is just a stranger. but that’s the danger in going my own way.
– john muthafuckin mayer
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an email about mariah carey
now i’m on wikipedia (slippery slope) cuz i couldn’t remember how many tracks mariah carey had that reached #1 on the billboard charts.
answer: 18. the beatles had 20. she’s in 2nd place.
i seriously don’t get why people hate mariah so much. she’s not one of the best-selling artists (#17 actually - and only behind Madonna by 100k records, and madonna has a...
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It’s like religion or psychics. Astrology is what you make of it....
– Me on Susan Miller
April 2013
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On Mad Men's MLK episode
I wrote this as an email to a friend. Decided to share…
It’s interesting how big national events can have totally different reactions in different people and sometimes those people can be redeemed or even lauded for their reactions (see: Jason Collins coming out on the cover of SI as a part reaction to the Boston attacks “life is short and can change in any minute” or...
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For a wedding party? If any of my bridesmaids wore polyester I would scream.
– me
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facebook is racist
friend: you know how facebook has that thing where it figures out when you have many photos of the same person and then asks you who it is to tag it all at once
well they get me, and annukka and china right
but they think you and monique are the same persobn
and 3 of ant's black guy friends as well
basically fb thinks all black people look the same
me: FACEBOOK IS RACIST
friend: omg WTF FB?!
me: You better write Zuckie
friend: I'm GONNA!
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March 2013
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oh get me away from here...
Me: I'm dying. Figuratively. Obviously.
Friend: Well, that's a relief.